Mothers: Make Sure Your Daughters Understand the Risks

The following article is adapted from an earlier posting on Al Fin, You Sexy Thing!

Talking to Your Daughters About Trading Sex for Tuition

Let’s face it: Paying for college these days is not easy. Tuition rates have skyrocketed much faster than inflation. Total US college debt is over $1 trillion ! Loving parents do not want their children to start their adult lives hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt.

That is why it is so important to discuss all the options with your child, before she heads off to college. And whether she chooses to sell her eggs, auction off her virginity, or sell her student services for tuition money, she needs to know what to expect.

For those daughters who plan to exchange sex for tuition money, here are several tips provided by concerned mothers of daughters who have walked this path before:

1. “When using sex to pay for college, the most important points that you should stress are include the importance of using a condom to reduce the risk of STI’s/STD’s and to prevent pregnancy. Discuss options for other forms of birth control if she decides that she wants to use a form of hormonal contraception.

2. “The most important thing in trading sex for tuition money, is that she use protection, and you can even make her an appointment at a Planned Parenthood or her pediatrician, where she can talk to a professional about her options.”

3. If she does decide to have sex for tuition, tell to never ever do it without protection – no matter what.”
4. “Protection is the key point you want to emphasize. She probably knows about sex but you need to make sure she is practicing safe sex. Slip condoms in with her stuff before she leaves.”

_ Liberally Paraphrased from Talking to Your Kids About Sex Before College


Sometimes just knowing that she is not alone — that many other girls are choosing the same resourceful method of paying for college — can make a student prostitute feel better about herself.

There is no shortage of historical stories of women paying off debt with unusual means. Take the women that worked her way through law school as a stripper or the doctor that made it through medical school as an escort. _Get Out of College Debt

Regular readers of “Al Fin, You Sexy Thing!” will understand that there is a time factor at play. As sex robots become more realistic, there is likely to be less demand for human prostitutes — even college age girls. It is important that young women take advantage of their assets while they have them, and while the competition remains limited.

Another potential complicating factor is the overall economic situation. In bad economic times — such as the Obama depression, for example — more women and girls tend to fall back on instinctive ways of earning income. This means that if the Obama depression continues, college girls are likely to find themselves competing with more and more girls and women — even high school girls and professional women such as doctors and lawyers.

College students must consider all of their options for paying college debt, and not make hasty decisions or enter into ill conceived contracts. But always remember that the biological clock is ticking. If you plan to “have it all” — career, family, kids, private jet . . . — you will need to use your time and your assets wisely.

An earlier version of this article was first published on Al Fin, You Sexy Thing!

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2 Responses to Mothers: Make Sure Your Daughters Understand the Risks

  1. Abelard Lindsey says:

    Do realize there will be readers who will not see that this is satire.

    You are forewarned.

  2. alfin2101 says:

    Nothing is ever purely satirical or purely serious. In this case the satirical conflict arises between the high value placed by traditionalists on conventional university education, and the abhorrence felt toward the “prostitution of the innocents” by those same traditionalists. Young people and their families are accumulating monstrous levels of debt in exchange for something which has very little value in the present and future world. It is and it is not humorous at the same time. Tragedy is often like that.

    When you publish a fact based essay on a disturbing trend, most people ignore it, or express banal opinions off the top of their heads. When you publish a disturbing satire, you may have a chance of reaching beneath surface prejudices to subconscious layers, introducing subliminal forces of cognitive dissonance in at least a few persons who are not yet zombies.

    Sometimes it is more effective not to admit that you are writing satire..

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