Young Men Pay for College While Boosting Female Sexuality and Healthy Pregnancies

London, UK — The secret to a long life may lie in the human sperm now.

For Life, Health, and Happiness!

For Life, Health, and Happiness!

In a new study conducted by Graz University scientists in Austria, it has been found that a compound called spermidine, which is found is human sperms, could be the next step in the fight against aging.

This compound helps fight aging by slowing the process itself, and thus increases longevity in flies, mice, yeast, worms, and most importantly human blood cells, by protecting them from getting damaged.
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Up until recently, college girls have had the advantage when financing their higher education using “natural assets.” But as we learn more about the many benefits of “semen therapy for women,” it is becoming clear that young men have “natural assets” that they can use to pay for college.

We have learned that regular semen ingestion is associated with lower rates of pre-eclampsia — a serious complication of pregancy. But did you know that regular semen therapy also helps a woman to lose fat, reduce risk of breast cancer and other cancers, and combats acne! Source

Curing Female Depression

Curing Female Depression

1. Natural anti-depressant.
2. Natural anxiety reducer.
3. Improves quality of sleep.
4. Increases energy.
5. Improves concentration.
6. Improves memory.
7. Improves mental alertness.
8. Assists with pregnancy maintenance.
9. Increases female-initiated sexual behavior.
10. Reduces pain. __ 10 Health Benefits of Semen

Semen therapy makes women healthier, live longer, feel better about themselves, provides for healthier pregnancies, assists in weight loss, helps prevent cancer, and a score of other benefits.

The Al Fin Institute for Better Sexuality offers certification to males 18 years and older, as Certified Semen Therapists (CSTs). Read more:

Certified Semen Therapist (CSTs) provide a gift of long life and happiness to women. Until this point, conventional medical science has been unable to provide these benefits.

… Many of the benefits from exposure to semen come from vaginal absorption. But there are also benefits from swallowing semen. It is not a question of “should I do this or should I do that?” No. Women should clearly do both. [Al Fin CSTs are qualified to provide either therapy — or both!]

… If you are a young man in need of paying off substantial student loan debt, you will not want to sit back in your mother’s basement, waiting for the many benefits of semen therapy to become more widely known. You will instead want to take a proactive role in spreading this promising news, in order to help prepare the marketplace for your next step.

Becoming certified as a CST is more involved than dropping by your local sperm bank and making a desposit. And it should be more involved, because CST’s are far better compensated financially than routine sperm donours.

You will need to learn about the psychology of adult women, including menopausal and post-menopausal women. You will need to understand how to welcome clients into your therapeutic milieu, and make them feel comfortable and at ease. And you must learn a number of subliminal probes, cues, and suggestions which will make sure that your client departs in a satisfied frame of mind, likely to return time and again. You must learn basic marketing, as well as advanced contraception — to avoid being slapped with a paternity suit later on.

US student loan debt exceeds $1 trillion, and is growing larger. You do not want to begin your adult life hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt.

Women have many options for paying off college debt, including selling their eggs, auctioning their virginity, and weekend and after hours escort work. The amount of training and personal development involved in those activities is minimal.

But for young men to succeed as a CST, or even as a gigolo (an entirely different profession), requires a great deal more sophistication and refinement than the average college male is likely to possess.

The market is certainly there. The number of single ageing childless ladies in need of semen therapy is growing rapidly every year. There are many more women moving into the professions these days, than men. These women can afford to pay for high quality semen therapy, and if CSTs do a good job of marketing themselves, women will soon come to expect it. __ Al Fin You Sexy Thing

Below is a partial checklist used for females who would like to become subjects for the ongoing Al Fin Institutes study on the benefits of semen therapy. The study is also integrated into our CST program. Web administrator Alice Finkel instructs female subjects in proper technique.

Women:

Do you want to give men oral sex? yes  no 

Have you swallowed semen? yes  no 

How many men have you swallowed from? 

In the last three months how many days have you swallowed semen? 

In the next three months will you be able to swallow semen three times a week? yes  no 

Would you be willing to swallow semen from a stranger? yes  no 

Full survey questionaire

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Al Fin CSTs are able to pay for college, while maintaining a comfortable lifestyle. In addition, they have the immense satisfaction of knowing that they are helping hundreds of women — young and middle-aged — to live longer, healthier, happier, and more satisfying lives.

AF CSTs are certified virus-free and high in omega threes!

The CST programs at the Al Fin Institute of Longevity and Al Fin Institute for Better Sexuality are proud to sponsor this article.

Life Just Feels Better for Al Fin CST Clients

Life Just Feels Better for Al Fin CST Clients

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