90% of Women Prefer a Bigger Penis!

90% of Women Prefer a Bigger Penis

extensys4000Yes, of course, we know that. Sigmund Freud told us that long ago–but they can’t have one, because they’re girls!!! That’s why they call it penis envy. So if women cannot have what they want–a bigger penis–naturally they want their men to have one to place at their disposal.

Fortunately for those men who are less endowed than 90% of women might wish, there is a solution–the Extensys4000.

Our product has helped thousands of men all over the world. While our device is completely safe and does not require a prescription, we recommend that you consult your doctor before using our device.

There are no reported side effects other than mild discomfort wearing the device, referred to as “growth pain”. This is a natural occurrence since the penis is being elongated.

In case some stimulation occurs, a safety mechanism automatically expands the grip as to remain comfortable….

You will see Extensys4000™ affect your penis in four key areas:
1. Your penis will become longer.
2. Your erections will be harder and last longer.
3. Your sex drive and desire will likely increase.
4. You will experience more intense orgasms. Ejaculation will take longer and the volume of your semen will increase.

…..Use it every night just before going to bed. You will see changes in your penis length within the first month. By the third month, the difference will be significant (approximately 1cm by the end of month 3).

Extensys website

As an added advantage, since the Extensys4000 was designed by an orthodontist, there is no incompatibility between this device and dental retainers and braces. The device is sold for a low price of US $200, and is available in most countries other than muslim countries–where the Extensys4000 is prohibited by religious authorities.

If you are a woman who prefers a bigger penis–on yourself–the team of orthodontists at Extensys is developing a version of their device which will fit on the female clitoris, for gradual extension and stretching.

Hat tip Medgadget
The above article is re-posted from the “Al Fin, You Sexy Thing!!!” blog. Re-published here in celebration of April Fool’s Day in one of the most absurd years in recent history.

Note that this article was originally written before the recent discovery of the female phantom penis. 😉

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