To Kill Zombies, Bring a Sharp Axe

Bringing the War to the Zombie’s Home Nest

Zombies have felt safe in Washington DC for almost three decades now. But all that is about to change. The only thing that DC Zombies understand is the sharp blade that cuts deep and hard.

Donald Trump is ready to take an ax to government spending… The departments of Commerce and Energy would see major reductions in funding, with programs under their jurisdiction either being eliminated or transferred to other agencies. The departments of Transportation, Justice and State would see significant cuts and program eliminations.

The Corporation for Public Broadcasting would be privatized, while the National Endowment for the Arts and National Endowment for the Humanities would be eliminated entirely.

Overall, the blueprint being used by Trump’s team would reduce federal spending by $10.5 trillion over 10 years… The administration’s full budget, including appropriations language, supplementary materials and long-term analysis, is expected to be released toward the end of Trump’s first 100 days in office, or by mid- to late April. __ The Hill

New Department Heads Will Learn to Work with Smaller Budgets

But Trump’s cabinet picks come largely from the successful private sector, where smaller government agencies are viewed as a good thing. Most cabinet members under Trump will cheerfully pick up axes themselves, and set about killing the DC Zombies with zest and glee. But they must learn to be completely ruthless in their duties, and not hold anything back.

Getting Rid of the Zombies Will Not be Quick or Easy

[DC Zombies] have their own interests. They’ll want to keep their jobs, above all, and they’ll be aligned to the kinds of policies that make their jobs more secure. [Zombies love the big government] that employs them and will seek to subvert an administration that threatens them. __ Threatening the Deep Zombie State

Killing Zombies: The Only Way to a Better World?

For the past 28 years, DC Zombies have made it their lives’ work to create misery and hardship inside the US and around the world. Cleaning out a zombie nest like DC is a violent job, but it is a job that must be done periodically, or the entire world suffers.

Somehow we have survived as a nation for the last eight years, but without a doubt a massive amount of damage has been done.

Many are hoping that Donald Trump will be able to start repairing that damage and will work hard to set this nation on a positive course once again. __ Sometimes Only a Zombie-Killer Will Do

Don’t Expect Too Much Too Soon

Changing from a DC Zombie government to a more rational government will take time, and require the killing of many Zombies. Trimming bloated government agencies and rejuvenating the American economy and American businesses will be a good beginning. But the rot of the corrupt DC Zombie oppression runs deep, and its vile consequences reverberate joltingly throughout US society, after 28 years of virtually unrestrained parasitism. Hunting down the Zombies and putting them down will be a full-time job for a veritable army of zombie hutter-killers.

If devoting your life to creating a better world through the killing of the Zombies-of-destruction appeals to your better instincts, consider applying to the crack corps of Zombie-killers. Wisconsin governor Scott Walker has been running a successful, but subdued, campaign against Wisconsin Zombies for a number of years. There is much to be learned from this and other successful anti-Zombie campaigns on different levels of government.

Meanwhile, There is Much Keen Work to be Done

Trump’s chief zombie killers

Each zombie-killing warlord will need to bring his best plans and most bloodthirsty intent to the war against DC Zombies. This will be a fight like no other, since not since Rome has a once-great nation alowed itself to degrade to such a state through top-down parasitic infestation.

Plans for serious Zombie killing from the start


Hope for the best. Prepare for the worst. It is never too late to have a Dangerous Childhood.

More: Warren Buffett Tries to Put Distance between himself and the DC Zombie nest.

George Soros goes full-bore Zombie.

Soros has already lost $1 billion betting on Trump to fail, all accomplished prior to the inauguration of the new president. How much more will the old chap throw away trying to guarantee failure for the Trump goal to “make America great again?” Beware the bitter billionaire Zombie Soros, and his dystopian vision.

Soros financed at least 56 “partners” who produced the staged radical feminist march on Washington

Tom Steyer wants to be top Zombie.

Special Note: Zombies are mythical creatures incorporating cannibalism, parasitism, existential contagion, unthinking violence, horde behaviour, degradation leading to utter breakdowns of human societies, and other characteristics typical of the modern left in western societies. There have always been elements of dark comedy, latent sexuality, and bad habits, smells, and repulsive sights revolving about the zombie phenomenon. Those are a few reasons why the zombie ambience matches today’s leftist zeitgeist so well, in media, academia, bureaucracy, political activism, faux environmental cults, and the rest of the decadent flight from thought and meaningful invention.

Trump is something new in Washington, something radically different from the decades-old regime of corrupt rent-seeking and place-holding. Smart people would be willing to watch and see how things develop. As for zombie insiders, it may be too late to expect them to change their ways. Honing the axe to a sharp edge may be the only way.

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