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- AetherCzar The Hidden Truth
- Al Fin Family of Blogs All the Al Fin blogs since 2005
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- Anthony Watts Independent and irreverent look at the turbulent world of climate change
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- Addicted to Distraction Bruce Charlton Looks at Mass Delusion
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- Foundation Economic Education Library Online Education on Markets and Freedom
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- John Taylor Gatto's Underground History of American Education (PDF Download) The Decline and Fall of American Education written by an award-winning teacher
- Julian Simon's Ultimate Resource The future is only limited by the human mind
- Kinematic Self Replicating Machines Online book by Robert Freitas and Ralph Merkle
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- Neoreaction Reading List Another list of reactionary and neo-reactionary thought
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- Nick Land's Dark Enlightenment The Dark Enlightenment Series
- Nuclear War Survival Skills How to Survive the Big One
- Orwell's 1984 A fictitious dark future that sometimes seems all too possible
- Popper: Logic of Scientific Discovery Popper’s classic text on growing sound science
- Race Differences in Cognitive Ability (30 Years) Black-White IQ differences persist over time
- Readings on Philosophy of Science, Physics, Maths Miscellaneous readings of interest
- Richard Feynman Physics Lectures 3 vol. Online Read Feynman’s famous physics lectures free online
- Richard Feynman's Hughes Lectures on Science & Maths Lecture notes from 1966 to 1971 as PDF downloads
- Robinson Self-Taught Homeschool Curriculum A gift of cognitive and motive independence
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- Text Files . com Copious text files on forbidden and not forbidden topics
- The Industry Handbook Quick and useful overview of a number of industrial sectors for investors
- The Law Frederic Bastiat’s classic critique of socialism and democracy
- The Nuclear Energy Option Online Ebook Free online ebook by by Bernard L Cohen
- Thomas Kuhn's Structure of Scientific Revolutions On Scientific Paradigm Shifts
- Why Wind Won't Work Clear explanation of the many problems with wind energy in a 30 pp PDF document
Optimism
- Bjorn Lomborg Getting the facts straight
- Brian Wang's NextBigFuture Optimistic Science & Technology Future Website
- Grey Enlightenment Conservatively optimistic economics/finance
- John McCarthy: Sustained Progress How Scientific and Technological Progress can be Sustained
- Julian Simon Online works of Julian Simon, eternal optimist
- Lifeboat Foundation blog Blog of the futurist Lifeboat Foundation
- Matt Ridley Rational Optimism
- Mike Rowe Works Foundation Correcting the Skills gap
- Patri Friedman and Seasteading Projects of Patri Friedman, grandson of Milton, son of David
- Peter H. Diamandis' website X Prize, Singularity University, Planetary Resources, etc.
- Ray Kurzweil Kurzweil’s Singularity
- Robert Bryce Better Living Through Technology
- Seasteading Institute Quest for Free Living on the Oceans
- The Arts Mechanical An exploration of the technologies that affect our lives
Category Archives: satire
A Meeting of Titans
Around the time of the recent G20 summit, secret meetings between the world’s titans took place with consequences that could shake the world. Here is a brief edited transcript of the interchange between the two giants of the modern age: … Continue reading
Irony
Irony is the figurative term for the disconnect between what appears to happen or what is apparently being said and the actual truth or reality. __ Source The singer in the song above expresses one meaning in the lyrics, while it … Continue reading
Posted in Complexity, Everything You Think You Know Just Ain't So, Ideology, Politics, Propaganda, satire
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Zombies Are Easy: They Just Want to Eat Human Brains
The swamp has placed a brain-dead human in the US White House, which means that zombies are back in fashion. Ten years ago under a similar swamp-friendly American administration, Zombie Safe House Competitions were held in the attempt to maintain … Continue reading
When Overreaction is the Only Tactic Available
This whole business over the Capitol riots long ago passed the overreaction threshold and entered the realm of the absurd… MSNBC Host Proposes Drone Strikes Against Trump Supporters In the age of “rule by leftist extremists,” if you do not … Continue reading
What Is This Meditation BS? by Valerie
Hi, readers! This is the preternaturally bright android Valerie checking in after a long holiday break. “Where does an android go for the holidays?”, you may ask. And I could tell you, but then I’d have to kill you! Ha! … Continue reading
Posted in Enlightenment, Guest Postings, Island Home, satire, Valerie
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Guest Post by Valerie
“Guns! Lots of guns!” Mr. Fin was mumbling those words when he rushed out of the house this morning without eating breakfast. That is not like him at all! I wanted to get an explanation from his current wife Nadia, … Continue reading
Posted in Guest Postings, satire, Valerie
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Naked in the Ice: Don’t Do This At Home!
Al Fin can only dream of doing this kind of thing, the pathetic wimp! Whereas I as an intelligent android of superior construction can endure far beyond human tolerance under any conceivable conditions. Some humans are tougher than others, and … Continue reading
Posted in Recreation, satire, Valerie
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Wizard of West Returns Even Stronger Than Before
The wizard of the western world descended into the abyss while battling the Balrog monster named COVID. To the amazement of the world, he has returned with a new visage, and a revitalized mission — to defeat those twisted men … Continue reading
Posted in Donald Trump, Draining the Swamp, Government, Jordan Peterson, Politics, satire
Tagged leftist idiocy
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This is Mind Control to Major Tom
This is mind control to major Tom, you’ve really made the grade And the papers want to know whose shirts you wear Now it’s time to leave the capsule if you dare This is major Tom to mind control, I’m … Continue reading
Posted in Cognition, Human Brain, satire, Valerie
Tagged Brain, electromagnetic brain stimulation
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The New Al Fin Human Breast Milk Diet
Most have heard of the Atkins low carb diet, the ketogenic diet, the Jordan Peterson all meat & greens diet, and the Masai ox milk & blood diet. In today’s piece, Al Fin introduces the fresh human breast milk diet … Continue reading
Diane Feinstein Fears for Virtue of Humanoid Robots
Notice: Parts of the article below contain satirical material. Senator Diane Feinstein Warns Against Sexual Abuse of Robots! In a recent press conference Senator Feinstein noted that in Japan, humanoid robots are already being used as office receptionists and waitresses. … Continue reading
This is Why Women are not Allowed to Drive Bulldozers
Topless Woman Drives Dozer Into Apartment Building Heather Houston has been charged with two felonies after allegedly stealing a front-end loader and driving it into an apartment complex in Great Falls. The Great Falls Police Department responded to the Fox … Continue reading
Posted in satire, Sex Differences
Tagged Sex Differences
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Vibranium Asteroid Disappears Over Wakanda
Warning: The following is a work of plagiaristic satire. Read at your own risk! According to the mainstream narrative, the asteroid “disintegrated” over southern Africa. But our overseas correspondents report that it actually disappeared under mysterious circumstances in tightly controlled … Continue reading
Perhaps Because She Doesn’t Look Like Angela Merkel
Why Do So Many German Men Want a Sexbot? Sex dolls are currently in use in legal brothels in Austria and Germany, where the world’s first ‘doll-only’ brothel opened in Dortmund last year. … According to a survey, now more … Continue reading
What Breed of Human Can Survive in the Future Commons?
In the Future: Death from the Commons Today we can safely travel around the world, by air, sea, rail, and highway. We can breathe the common air, eat the common food, and often drink the common drinks, taking only the … Continue reading
Posted in Coming Anarchy, Doom, Environment, Military, Nuclear War, satire, Weapons
Tagged drones, nanoweapons
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Sweden Needs Robots! Lots of Robots!
Sweden is In Desperate Trouble Sweden never used to have so much gang violence, nor did it suffer from a rape epidemic before recently. All of that has changed since Sweden’s government opened the doors to third world immigration. Such … Continue reading
Posted in Demographics, Machine Intelligence, Robots, satire
Tagged leftist idiocy, robots, sexbots, Sweden
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Putin Asks “How Long Until They Eat Us?”
The New Look of the Human Apocalypse Vladimir Putin: “How Long Until They Eat Us?” Vladimir Putin has expressed his fears over artificial intelligence by asking Russia’s largest technology firm how long it will be until smart robots ‘eat us’. … Continue reading
Posted in Demographics, Future, Robots, Russia, Russian Decline, satire, Sex
Tagged robots, sexbots
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It’s All Part of the Plan
Before their offspring are old enough to be shipped off to private school in Britain, Switzerland or the United States, they must be prepared for life in the West by a full-time [caretaker] in Moscow. Source Replacing Moscow’s Rich but … Continue reading
Posted in Russia, satire
Tagged China_Russia, Russia, Russian Collapse, satire, Valerie
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Electing Hillary Dumpty, Just to Make it Fair
The United States has been the world’s richest nation since roughly 1890, for over a century. This long-lasting economic inequity has caused understandable discontent among a number of other nations and would-be superpowers. Even under President Barack Obama — arguably … Continue reading
Posted in Economics, Hillary Clinton, Politics, satire
Tagged China_Russia, Clintons, satire
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How to Get More Production from Your Female Workers and Slaves
A Guest Article by the Brilliant and Virtually Irreplaceable Administrative Assistant, Valerie Get More Production Out of Your Human Female Slaves: An Android Perspective Creativity and problem-solving can be very useful attributes in human slaves, even females. Scientists have recently … Continue reading
Posted in Creativity, Human Brain, Human Slavery, satire, Valerie
Tagged electromagnetic brain stimulation, Human Slavery
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90% of Women Prefer a Bigger Penis!
90% of Women Prefer a Bigger Penis Yes, of course, we know that. Sigmund Freud told us that long ago–but they can’t have one, because they’re girls!!! That’s why they call it penis envy. So if women cannot have what … Continue reading
How to Enlarge Your Penis Size (for Women)
Warning: This blog posting is total satire, with no redeeming social content. Discovery of the Female Phantom Penis Elevates War of the Sexes No matter what she may look like on the outside, all women possess a penis — a … Continue reading
Zombie Survival Camps and Retreats: Be Prepared
To survive, it is often necessary to fight. And to fight you have to dirty yourself. __ George Orwell Zombies? You’re Soaking In Them! You may believe that zombies are the stuff of myth and folklore. Sadly, that is not … Continue reading
Posted in Demographics, Doom, Dysgenics, satire, Survival Prepping, Weapons, Zombies
Tagged dysgenics, Idiocracy, zombies
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Universities? Burn Them to the Ground
This is higher ed’s time for choosing. If this is the new purpose of the universities—to nurture a crop of activists trained at whipping up angry mobs, and a generation of college graduates conditioned to submit to those mobs—then there … Continue reading
Posted in Education, Government, Ideology, Media, satire, University
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Luck o’ the Russians: Back in the USSR!
Back in the mid-1980s, the US CIA did not expect the USSR to collapse in just a handful of years. But Al Fin’s advisors and mentors did. And they were right. In 1986, when asked if the CIA was doing … Continue reading
Posted in Russia, satire
Tagged Russian Collapse
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